Me come back from anywhere:
straight to computer
imagine walking down the street one day and someone walks by you and whispers your url in your ear and you turn around and they’re gone
when i die and my life flashes before my eyes all im going to see is my dash
“But somewhere, Greece’s financial minister is praying they don’t win”
br> — Graham Norton’s comment on Greece’s performance in Eurovision (via winterponds
British men are so perf-
I WISH I WAS FROM ENGLAND IT’S SO-
I bet it’s so much nicer in Britain than Amer-
I BLOODY LOVE TEA AND THE QUEEN lol the british are so cu-
i want to find a cute british guy like benedi-
so i saw this on tumblr and decided to tweet it to julie because of reasons. i’m usually not this petty but she irks the hell out of me.
also, sort of hoping her last tweets were referring to me but probably not.